How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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