the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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