gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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