have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
This is the high leading the old right now
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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