So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
