she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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