I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
a search helicopter?!
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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