Even the bartender felt bad for me
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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