I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Let's get the cat blown out
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
