clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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