so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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