their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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