I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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