Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
MIDGETS
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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