i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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