I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
i think my cat just said my name.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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