A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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