is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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