He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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