I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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