I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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