On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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