He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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