do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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