i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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