I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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