Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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