If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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