Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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