Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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