the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
In other news, I just burned my penis
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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