well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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