her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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