The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
