nut hugger
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have demons in me.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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