Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I think weed is turning my hair brown
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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