we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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