rhymes with "ouble enetration"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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