dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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