what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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