Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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