is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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