doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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