She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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