1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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