Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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