That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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