I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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