2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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