you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I currently don't understand fingers.
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